I Survived The Rapture Of 2025 Shirts
The grocery store parking lot shimmered under the midday sun. I wrestled a bag of groceries, the “I Survived The Rapture Of 2025” slogan on my t-shirt glinting in the light. Suddenly, a voice piped up, “Hey, cool shirt!”
I turned to see a girl, maybe thirteen, with bright pink hair and a matching t-shirt. Hers read, “So Glad I Missed It.”
“Yours too!” I grinned, relieved to find someone who got the joke. “Thought I was the only one.”
“Nah,” she said, adjusting her backpack. “My mom makes them. We sell ’em at the farmer’s market. People either love ’em or glare like we’re personally responsible for the apocalypse.”
We both laughed. “I’m Sarah,” I offered, extending a hand.
“Maya,” she replied, shaking it. “Maybe we can compare post-rapture survival strategies sometime?”
“Definitely!” It was nice to know I wasn’t alone in my specific brand of sardonic humor. Maybe the end of the world wasn’t so bad after all.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












