I Squirt On Love Juice Juicy Wieners Shirts
**(Parked in front of a vibrant food truck, emblazoned with the name “Juicy Wieners”)**
**ME:** (Smiling brightly, gesturing to the sign) “Alright folks, gather ’round! We’re serving up the juiciest, most flavorful wieners in town! But today, we’ve got a special deal for our most dedicated fans!
**(Pointing to a small sign that reads: “I Squirt On Love Juice Juicy Wieners Shirts Wearers Get FREE Meal!”)**
**ME:** “That’s right! If you’re rocking one of our limited-edition ‘I Squirt On Love Juice Juicy Wieners’ shirts, your meal is on us! Show it off, strut your stuff, and let us reward your excellent taste in both fashion and frankfurters! We’re talking a free wiener, loaded with all the fixings – kraut, onions, mustard, the works! So dig those shirts out of your closet and get ready for a taste sensation!”
**(Winks and gestures to the growing line)**
**ME:** “Don’t be shy, let us see those shirts!”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












