I Ride Horses To Burn Off The Crazy Shirts
The fluorescent lights of the library hummed, a stark contrast to the sun-drenched fields I longed for. My textbook lay open, but my attention snagged on the slogan emblazoned across my chest: “I Ride Horses To Burn Off The Crazy.”
Suddenly, I was back there, astride Pepper, the wind whipping through my hair as we galloped across the meadow. I remembered the sheer exhilaration, the rhythmic thud of hooves against the earth, the way the world blurred into a kaleidoscope of green and brown. And then there was Bandit, the stubborn pony who always tried to nibble my boots, and Lady, the elegant mare with a heart of gold. Each horse, a unique character, a different kind of crazy to burn.
With a sigh, I dragged my focus back to the textbook. But the library felt dull, lifeless, and I was already planning my next escape to the stables.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
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T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












