I May Not Be Rich But Im One Hell Of A Tap Dancer Shirts
The pizza guy arrived, holding two steaming boxes. “Johnson?” he asked, squinting at my porch number. “Yep, that’s me!” I chirped, stomach rumbling. He handed them over. “Large pepperoni and…pineapple?”
Pineapple? I hadn’t ordered pineapple. “Uh, I think there’s been a mistake,” I said, confused.
Suddenly, a frantic voice yelled from across the street, “Wait! Those are mine! I’m Johnson, but from 14B!”
Embarrassment hung in the air. He shuffled over, clearly mortified. Then, he saw my shirt. “Whoa! ‘I May Not Be Rich But I’m One Hell of a Tap Dancer’? My daughter’s obsessed with tap!”
The tension deflated. We chatted about tap shoes and routines while swapping pizzas. My pepperoni was delicious, and I’d inadvertently made a new friend, all thanks to my quirky shirt.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












