I Love Emo Bitches Shirts
The sun was blazing, the waves were crashing, and I was living my best beach life. Rocking my “I Love Emo Bitches” shirt, naturally. Pride was radiating off of me. I dove headfirst into the ocean, emerging like a majestic, waterlogged…goth.
As I shook the water from my hair, I realized I’d committed a cardinal sin of beach attire. I’d forgotten to account for gravity. A tidal wave of sand was currently clinging to my chest, perfectly outlining the bold declaration on my shirt. Now it read, “I Love Sand-Coated Emo Bitches.”
I frantically tried to brush it off, only succeeding in grinding the grains deeper into the fabric. A group of giggling teenagers pointed and whispered. My inner emo screamed in protest, but all I could do was laugh. Guess I was the joke now.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1Ă—1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












