I Eat Chalk Susie Game Shirts
I wrestled with a rogue shopping cart in the grocery store parking lot, muttering about runaway metal beasts. A giggle erupted behind me. I turned to see a girl about my age, her eyes sparkling with amusement. She pointed to my t-shirt, which proudly proclaimed, “I Eat Chalk Susie Game Shirts.”
“That’s… specific,” she said, still chuckling.
“It’s a long story involving a bet, a dare, and a very questionable school play,” I explained, feeling my cheeks flush.
“No way! I’m doing set design for our school play. We’re using tons of chalk.” She paused. “I’m Maya, by the way.”
“Liam,” I replied, relieved the focus was off my chalk-eating habits. “Maybe you can teach me how *not* to eat chalk?”
Maya laughed. “Deal. Want to grab a smoothie? We can discuss chalk consumption and set design.”
Turns out, a slightly embarrassing t-shirt can be a surprisingly good conversation starter.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












