I Dont Trust People Who Enjoy Running Shirts
The pizza guy, a sweaty dude in a tight “Run Like You Stole Something” shirt, handed over my pepperoni. As I reached for my wallet, a woman shrieked from the doorway of the house next door. “That’s MY pizza! You ordered pineapple!”
A tense silence hung in the air. Pineapple on pizza? Unthinkable.
Before I could apologize, the delivery guy squinted at my shirt – the one proclaiming, “I Don’t Trust People Who Enjoy Running.” He then looked back at the pineapple-loving woman. A slow smile spread across his face.
“Ma’am,” he said, with newfound authority, “I think there’s been a mistake. I’m pretty sure this gentleman ordered the pepperoni. He doesn’t seem like the type to enjoy… *running*.” He winked at me. “And runners, well, they usually go for the ‘healthy’ option.”
The woman, clearly flustered, mumbled something about a misunderstanding and retreated inside. I paid for my pizza, eternally grateful for my questionable fashion choices.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












