I Declare War Biting Limited Edition Shirts
I slammed my car door, juggling my grocery bags. A gust of wind nearly ripped the “I Declare War Biting Limited Edition” shirt I was wearing off my back. A girl with bright purple hair, struggling with a flat tire nearby, burst out laughing.
“That shirt is amazing!” she yelled, wiping a tear.
I grinned, relieved she wasn’t judging my questionable fashion sense. “Thanks! It was a limited edition. Super comfortable for grocery runs, apparently.”
“Clearly!” she said, gesturing to her tire. “Mine’s not so comfortable. Any chance you know anything about changing one?”
I knew next to nothing, but the shirt had already broken the ice. “I can hold the flashlight and offer moral support! We can YouTube it together?”
Her face lit up. “Deal! By the way, I’m Maya.”
“Liam,” I replied, suddenly feeling a lot less awkward and a lot more like I was about to make a new friend, all thanks to a ridiculous t-shirt.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












