I Beat The Juicy Cock I Ate 50 Spicy Chicken Wings In 30 Minutes Graphic Shirts
The wrong pizza arrived. Instead of my pepperoni, a pineapple monstrosity sat steaming on my porch. As I opened the door to complain, a woman with wide, panicked eyes stood before me. “Oh my god, I am SO sorry! My son, Timmy, ordered that. He has… a thing for pineapple.”
Before I could formulate a response, Timmy, a lanky teenager, shuffled into view, face crimson. “Mom! I told you to just leave it!”
That’s when Timmy’s eyes locked onto my shirt. Boldly emblazoned across my chest was the proclamation: “I Beat The Juicy Cock I Ate 50 Spicy Chicken Wings In 30 Minutes.” A slow grin spread across Timmy’s face. “Whoa, cool shirt!” he exclaimed, completely forgetting the pineapple pizza.
His mom, equally distracted, chuckled nervously. “Right, well, enjoy your… pizza! Sorry again!” They retreated, leaving me with the unwanted tropical pie and a newfound appreciation for the power of questionable graphic tees.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












