Humpy Wins And We All Win I Am Spartacus Seattle Mariners Mlb Baseball Shirts
The salt air was perfect, the waves were crashing, and my “Humpy Wins And We All Win I Am Spartacus Seattle Mariners MLB Baseball Shirt” was practically glowing under the sun. I was living the dream, a true Mariner’s beach bum. Then, disaster struck. A rogue wave, fueled by the spirit of Edgar Martinez himself, slammed into me.
Suddenly, my shirt was a sand-encrusted monument to baseball fandom. The fine grains had infiltrated every nook and cranny, clinging to the lettering like loyal fans. Each movement sent miniature sandstorms billowing from my chest. I looked less like a supporter of the Mariners and more like a walking, talking sandcastle. Now, the only winning I was doing was in a battle against relentless beach granules. Maybe I should’ve worn my Ichiro jersey; it might’ve had better aerodynamics against rogue waves.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












