Heavy Metal Beast In Black Shirts
The sun beat down, a stark contrast to the usual dimly lit venues where we, Heavy Metal Beast In Black Shirts, reigned supreme. Today, however, was a beach day. An attempt at “relaxation,” according to our drummer, Barry.
We were failing miserably. Sand, the enemy of all things dark and leather, was everywhere. I watched in horror as a rogue wave deposited a generous helping directly onto Barry’s prized “Iron Maiden Killers” shirt.
“My Eddie!” he wailed, desperately trying to brush it off, only succeeding in grinding the grains deeper. Our bassist, Dave, sporting a “Black Sabbath: Paranoid” tee, fared no better, resembling a sugar-coated donut rather than a harbinger of doom. Even my “Metallica: Master of Puppets” shirt was under siege. We looked less like metal gods and more like sand sculptures gone horribly wrong. The beach was laughing at us. Metal, defeated by sand. Humiliating.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












