Have A Very Merry Christ Doesnt Existmas T Shirts
The rhythmic swoosh of the spinning brushes was almost hypnotic. I leaned back in my plastic chair, trying to ignore the spray of soapy water misting my face. My “Have A Very Merry Christ Doesn’t Existmas” t-shirt suddenly felt a little… loud.
A throat cleared beside me. I turned to see a woman with a severe bun and an even more severe expression. She was the picture of a headmistress, complete with sensible shoes.
“Excuse me,” she said, her voice surprisingly soft. “Is that… a statement of existential rebellion?”
I blinked. “Uh, it’s just a t-shirt.”
A tiny smile flickered across her face. “Indeed. But a rather bold one. I find myself… intrigued.” She paused, then added, almost conspiratorially, “The inherent absurdity of it all, you know?”
Before I could respond, her car emerged, gleaming. “Carry on, then,” she said, a mischievous glint in her eye. “And have a… pleasant day.”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












