Grinch Im Not Clumsy I Just Have The Skill To Trip Over My Own Feet Shirts
**(Bright green food truck, emblazoned with “The Roast Beast Bistro”)**
**ME:** (Approaching the order window, wearing the exact shirt in question, tripping slightly on the curb) “Morning! I’d like the Whoville Hash, please. And…” (I point to my shirt) “…I believe I qualify for a special offer?”
**FOOD TRUCK OWNER (gruff, but with a twinkle in his eye):** (Raises an eyebrow, chuckling) “Well, look at that! Another victim of gravity and self-awareness. ‘Grinch, I’m Not Clumsy…’ Yup, you read the sign, pal. You’ve earned it. Happens to the best of us, especially around the holidays. One free Whoville Hash, coming right up! Just try not to trip over your own feet while you’re waiting.”
**ME:** (Beaming) “Deal! And thanks! Maybe I should just invest in better shoes instead of more shirts…” (I chuckle, almost tripping again)
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












