Grim Legion The Mother Fucking King Of Bad Decisions Skeletal King Horse Shirts
**(The Grim Griddle – A food truck painted with skulls and flames. Heavy metal music blasts from the speakers.)**
**ME (Sweating slightly, clipboard in hand):** Alright, next! Welcome to The Grim Griddle! What unholy concoction can I tempt you with today? We got the “Abyssal Burger,” the “Soul-Crushing Fries,” and the eternally popular “Hellfire Hot Wings.”
**(Customer, wearing a faded “Grim Legion” shirt, approaches)**
**CUSTOMER:** Uh, I’ll take the Abyssal Burger. And, uh, I think this shirt gets me a free meal?
**ME (Eyes widen in recognition, a genuine smile cracks my face):** By the fiery beard of Beelzebub, it does! A true disciple! Front of the line privileges AND a free Abyssal Burger for rocking the “Grim Legion The Mother Fucking King Of Bad Decisions Skeletal King Horse” shirt! That’s OG right there! You, my friend, have excellent taste. Burger’s on me. Next!
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












