Gods Soldier Ancient Knight With Sword Retro Shirt
Bartholomew “Barty” Butterfield, a man whose fashion sense screamed “ironic hipster,” tripped over a rogue garden gnome while attempting to dramatically pose for a selfie. He was, of course, wearing his prized “Gods Soldier Ancient Knight With Sword Retro Shirt,” a garment he believed perfectly encapsulated his “daring, yet historically informed” personality.
As he flailed, his overflowing satchel of artisan cheeses (for a “spontaneous picnic,” naturally) launched skyward, splattering a nearby group of unsuspecting birdwatchers with brie and a particularly pungent Roquefort. Barty landed face-first in a rose bush, the thorns expertly rearranging his meticulously sculpted beard. To add insult to injury, the gnome, now liberated from its position, rolled onto his chest, its pointy hat digging into the knightly image emblazoned on his shirt. He emerged, smelling of cheese and roses, resembling less a soldier of God and more a bewildered, cheese-covered garden ornament himself.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












