Go Get Your Slippery Rock Shirts
I piled my groceries onto the conveyor belt, feeling a little smug in my “Go Get Your Slippery Rock Shirts” t-shirt. The cashier, a young woman with bright pink hair, scanned a bag of chips.
“Slippery Rock, huh?” she said, a hint of a smirk playing on her lips.
“Yep! You know it?” I asked, expecting a knowing nod.
“Know *of* it. Isn’t that, like, the place everyone goes when they can’t get into Penn State?”
I bristled. “Hey now! Slippery Rock’s a great school. Good academics, strong sense of community…”
“Sure, sure,” she chuckled, scanning a loaf of bread. “But the shirts, though? Kinda screams ‘Plan B,’ don’t you think?”
“It’s just a joke!” I protested, feeling my face flush. “Besides, it’s a *good* joke!”
She rang up the total, still smiling. “To each their own. Just sayin’, maybe rethink the wardrobe choice next time you’re in Happy Valley.”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












