Gnomes Happy Hallothanksmas Shirts
The automatic car wash was a symphony of whirring brushes and spraying jets. I leaned back, trying to ignore the soap streaks on the window, and fiddled with my phone. Today’s shirt choice: my “Gnomes Happy Hallothanksmas” design, a chaotic blend of autumnal leaves, tiny Santa hats, and miniature pilgrim buckles.
Suddenly, a tap on the window. I jumped. Outside stood a burly biker, leather jacket gleaming, beard braided with silver rings. He pointed at my shirt, a rare smile cracking his tough exterior.
“That,” he rumbled, voice surprisingly gentle, “is the most wonderfully ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen. Hallothanksmas? Gnomes? Pure genius. My granddaughter, Maisie, she loves gnomes. Where’d you get it?”
I stammered, surprised. “Uh, I designed it. Online shop.”
He nodded, a faraway look in his eyes. “Maisie’s gonna love this. Thanks.” And with a final nod, the biker vanished, leaving me speechless amidst the suds.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












