Gnome Controlling My Mouth Is The Easy Part Its The Subtitles On My Face Thats The Problem Halloween Shirts
The thrift store smelled of dust and forgotten dreams. I was on a mission: find the perfect Halloween shirt. Racks overflowed with faded band tees and questionable floral prints, but nothing screamed “me.” Discouraged, I was about to give up when a flash of orange caught my eye.
Buried beneath a pile of moth-eaten sweaters, there it was. A slightly-too-big, aggressively orange t-shirt. And emblazoned across the chest, in all its glory: “Gnome Controlling My Mouth Is The Easy Part Its The Subtitles On My Face Thats The Problem.”
My heart leaped. It was destiny. This wasn’t just a shirt; it was an explanation of my entire existence. I snatched it up, feeling a thrill of vindication. This Halloween, I wouldn’t just be wearing a costume. I’d be wearing my truth.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












