Get The Fuck Out Of Chicago Shirts
The thrift store was a humid, chaotic mess, smelling faintly of mothballs and regret. I was on a mission: find a ridiculous Hawaiian shirt. Instead, wedged between a stained bowling shirt and a sequined Elvis number, it happened. A stack of them, pristine, brand new. “Get The Fuck Out Of Chicago” emblazoned across the chest in bold, unapologetic font.
My jaw dropped. It was too perfect. I’d been fantasizing about escaping the Windy City’s soul-crushing winter for months. Finding *this*, amidst the cast-offs of strangers, felt like a sign. Destiny, maybe. I snatched the whole pile, a manic grin spreading across my face. Hawaiian shirt be damned. This was my ticket to a sunnier future, ironically purchased for $3 a pop. California, here I come.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












