German Shepherd When I Gave A Fuck I Was Taken For Granted Halloween Shirts
My palms were sweating so badly I could’ve watered his succulents. Across the table, Liam was impossibly handsome, his eyes crinkling as he smiled. I, on the other hand, felt like a disaster in a dress. “So,” I squeaked, fiddling with my water glass.
He chuckled. “Relax. You seem nervous.”
“Nervous is an understatement. I feel like I’m starring in a rom-com gone wrong.” I winced. Smooth, Maya, smooth.
He raised an eyebrow, then his gaze dropped, a slow smile spreading across his face. “Is that… a Halloween shirt? In July?”
I looked down at my “German Shepherd When I Gave A Fuck I Was Taken For Granted” tee, mortified. “Oh god, I forgot I was wearing this. Laundry day crisis!”
Liam burst out laughing. “That’s amazing! My German Shepherd is my entire life. Tell me everything!”
The tension melted away. Turns out, dogs and questionable fashion choices were the perfect icebreaker.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1Ă—1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












