Garbage Pail Kids Prancing Penny Pennywise Horror Parody Card 2025 Shirts
**(The “Nom Nom Nightmare” Food Truck – festooned with grotesque, yet strangely adorable, monster drawings)**
**A disheveled but enthusiastic cashier, sporting a “Grimy Grub” apron, shouts:**
“Next! Welcome to the Nom Nom Nightmare! You know the drill! Got that *special* shirt? The one that screams ‘I embrace the delightfully disgusting future’? I’m talking ‘Garbage Pail Kids Prancing Penny Pennywise Horror Parody Card 2025’ shirts!”
**(Points to a laminated poster of the shirt)**
“Flash that bad boy, and you’re getting a free “Sludge Burger” or “Vomit Comet” burrito! One per customer, per shirt, per apocalyptic event. Don’t try to scam us, we’ve seen it all! And for the love of all that is unholy, please don’t ask what’s *in* the “Sludge Burger.” Just enjoy the free food, you glorious weirdo!”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












