Funny F Caw F Chicken Funny Shirts
The aroma of crispy chicken hung thick in the air, drawing a long line to “Cluck Norris,” the food truck painted like a tiny dojo. I shuffled forward, clutching my rumbling stomach. Suddenly, a hand-painted sign caught my eye: “FREE MEAL! Rock our ‘Funny Caw F Chicken’ shirt!”
My heart leapt. I’d bought one online last week, a ridiculous design featuring a buff chicken wearing a karate gi, screaming “CAW!” above a field of terrified worms. Yanking my hoodie open, I revealed the glorious garment.
The server, a burly guy with a handlebar mustache, burst out laughing. “By the chicken gods! That’s the best one I’ve seen all day! What’ll it be, champ? The whole shebang’s on us!” My stomach sang along with the “CAW!” on my chest. Tonight, I feast!
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












