Fully Vaccinated By The Blood Of Jesus And The Pittsburgh Slers Of Dna Shirts
My palms were slick. I smoothed down my “Fully Vaccinated By The Blood Of Jesus And The Pittsburgh Slers Of Dna Shirts” for the tenth time, praying it wasn’t *too* much. This was a first date with Sarah, a woman I’d been crushing on for months.
She arrived, radiating sunshine in a yellow dress. “Wow,” she said, her eyes widening as they landed on my shirt. My heart plummeted. Was this a dealbreaker?
Then, she burst out laughing. “Okay, that’s…certainly a statement. I’m intrigued.”
Relief washed over me. “It’s a long story,” I chuckled, “involving a very eccentric aunt, a Steelers obsession, and a questionable sense of humor.”
The conversation flowed easily after that. We talked about our families, our passions, and yes, even the shirt. Turns out, Sarah appreciated a good laugh and had her own collection of bizarre t-shirts. Maybe this wouldn’t be a disaster after all.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












