Frog Resist No Kings Crown Shirts
The doorbell rang, and I eagerly opened it, expecting pizza. Instead, a flustered woman in a silk robe stood there, eyes wide. “Oh, thank goodness! You must be my… date?”
My jaw dropped. “Date? Ma’am, I ordered pizza.”
She blushed furiously. “This is mortifying. He said, ‘Green house, king’s crown by the door.’ I thought…” She trailed off.
Then she noticed my t-shirt. Boldly emblazoned across my chest were the words: “Frog Resist No Kings.” She burst out laughing. “Well, that’s a sign, isn’t it? Clearly, I’m at the wrong place.”
Just then, the real pizza guy arrived. We both chuckled, the awkwardness diffused. She thanked me, still giggling, and hurried off to find her actual date. My frog shirt, the unlikely hero, had saved us both from a truly bizarre evening.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












