Frog Portland Merry Resistmas Christmas Holiday Shirts
The elevator lurched, halting between the 8th and 9th floors. A collective groan rippled through the six of us. Awkward silence descended until a woman, clearly uncomfortable, cleared her throat. “Well, this is just great,” she muttered, fiddling with her purse.
Then, a man in a suit, his eyes scanning the limited space, stopped abruptly. “Hey,” he said, pointing at me. “Is that… a ‘Frog Portland Merry Resistmas Christmas Holiday Shirt’?”
Suddenly, all eyes were on me. “Oh, uh, yeah,” I stammered, feeling a blush creep up my neck. “It’s, uh, a local thing.”
“Local thing?” the woman piped up. “I’ve never seen anything like it! Is that a frog wearing a Santa hat holding a protest sign?”
“It’s… complicated,” I mumbled, but it was too late. The conversation had shifted. Political opinions, frog preferences, and holiday traditions were now being debated within the confines of our metal box prison, all thanks to my questionable fashion choice. At least we weren’t bored anymore.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












