Frog On Bike Resist Portland Frog Protest Shirts
The sun was scorching, perfect beach weather! I proudly sported my “Frog On Bike Resist Portland Frog Protest Shirt,” a local favorite. I dove into the waves, emerging refreshed and ready to build a sandcastle empire. Kneeling down, I patted the wet sand, completely engrossed in my architectural masterpiece.
That’s when the rogue wave hit. I braced myself, but the force sent me tumbling. Spluttering, I sat up, the world spinning. More concerning, my beloved frog shirt was plastered with wet sand. Now, the defiant frog looked less like a revolutionary and more like he’d been dragged through the desert.
I tried brushing it off, but only succeeded in grinding the sand deeper into the fabric. Now, instead of a protest, it looked like the poor frog was protesting *against* sand. Sigh. Maybe I should just embrace the irony and claim it’s a new, limited-edition “Beach Day Frog” design.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












