Frankenstein Fists Soccer Hand Shirts
Boxes overflowed, tape dispensers vanished, and the air hung thick with the scent of cardboard and desperation. Then, I unearthed *them*. My “Frankenstein Fists Soccer Hand Shirts.” Three of them, stuffed at the bottom of a forgotten bin.
Each shirt, a vibrant, mismatched clash of colors and poorly-sewn appendages, screamed adolescent folly. A wave of memories washed over me: the late-night crafting sessions with friends, fueled by sugary snacks and questionable music choices. The triumphant debut at the school pep rally, met with a mix of laughter and bewildered stares.
Suddenly, the chaos faded. These weren’t just shirts. They were tangible reminders of unadulterated joy, of a time when creativity trumped practicality. A pang of sadness hit me. Would I ever be this carefree again? I carefully folded the shirts, placing them in a separate box, a little piece of my past coming along for the ride.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












