For The Epsteinth Time No King Crown Shirts
The sun was blazing, the waves were crashing, and I was finally relaxing on my beach towel. I’d even worn my favorite “For The Epsteinth Time No King” t-shirt, ready to subtly signal my political leanings to any passing monarchists. Bliss.
That is, until a rogue wave, fueled by a giggling child, decided to baptize me in saltwater and sand. I sputtered, coughed, and sat up, my sunglasses askew. The worst part? My shirt was now a sandy tableau. The delicate lettering, normally a beacon of anti-establishment sentiment, was obscured by grains of silica. It now read, “For The Epsteinth Time No… SAAAAAND… Crown Shirts.”
A nearby sunbather squinted at me. “Is that… a pro-sand monarchy shirt?” she asked, utterly bewildered. I groaned. My message of republicanism had been hijacked by the beach itself.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












