Float Face Down Lions Den Shirts
The sun was blazing, the waves were crashing, and my “Float Face Down Lions Den Shirts” was finally getting its beach debut. I’d envisioned a day of relaxation, showcasing my edgy humor while catching some rays. Reality, however, had other plans.
After a particularly enthusiastic dive, I resurfaced only to be greeted by a rogue wave. It plastered me head-to-toe in wet sand, which immediately decided my shirt was the perfect canvas. Now, my bold declaration was partially obscured by a gritty, beige coating. “Float Fa_ce Do_n L_ons D_n” it read, like a censored message from a sandy abyss.
I tried brushing it off, but only succeeded in grinding the sand deeper into the fabric. Now, I looked less like a confident beach bum and more like a walking, talking sandcastle with a questionable message. The irony wasn’t lost on me. Maybe next time, I’ll just stick to plain white.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












