Find Me At Whole Foods Bitch Shirts
The automatic car wash was a symphony of suds and screeching brushes. I slouched in my seat, humming along to the tinny pop song on the radio, and tried to ignore the judgmental stares my “Find Me At Whole Foods Bitch” t-shirt was probably attracting.
Suddenly, a tap on my window. I rolled it down to see a man in a pristine, three-piece suit, holding a briefcase. He looked like he’d stepped out of a boardroom, not a Buick.
“Excuse me,” he said, adjusting his glasses. “I couldn’t help but notice your… shirt. It’s rather… audacious.” He paused, a flicker of amusement in his eyes. “I must confess, I appreciate the directness. Whole Foods after this?” He winked, leaving me speechless as his car lurched forward.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1Ă—1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












