Find Me At Whole Foods Bitch Men Shirts
The pizza guy arrived, holding two steaming boxes. “Johnson?” he asked, squinting at the house number.
“That’s me!” I chirped, famished. He handed over the pizzas and a receipt with a different name. “Uh, I think there’s been a mistake,” I said, pointing to the name.
He checked his manifest, flustered. “Crap! I swapped orders. Yours is for the divorce party down the street.” My eyes widened. Divorce party? That sounded… intense.
Suddenly, a woman stormed out of the “divorce party” house, yelling, “Where’s the damn pizza? We’re celebrating freedom, not starvation!”
Before I could react, the pizza guy blurted, “Sorry ma’am, wrong house. But… uh… nice shirt!” He was staring intently at my “Find Me At Whole Foods Bitch Men Shirts.” The woman paused, confused, then burst out laughing. “Alright, you’re forgiven. Just get the pizza here!”
Crisis averted, thanks to my questionable fashion choices.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












