F Caw F Messy Baby Chicken Bird Shocked Face Feather Chaos Shirts
**(The food truck, “Cluck Norris Chicken,” is brightly painted with cartoon chickens doing martial arts.)**
**YOU:** (Approaching the window, proudly wearing your “F Caw F Messy Baby Chicken Bird Shocked Face Feather Chaos Shirt”) “Alright, Cluck Norris! Ready to cash in on my superior fashion sense!”
**TRUCK OWNER (CHEF CLUCK):** (Grinning) “Well, I’ll be clucked! Another one! Let me get a good look… Yep, genuine ‘F Caw F’! You know the drill, friend. One free meal, your choice. But I gotta ask, what compels folks to wear such… *unique* attire?”
**YOU:** “It’s a statement, Chef Cluck! A declaration of love for all things chicken, from the adorable chicks to the glorious mess they make. Plus, who can resist that shocked bird face?”
**CHEF CLUCK:** “Can’t argue with that! So, what’ll it be? The Kickin’ Korean Chicken Sandwich? The Kung Fu Clucker Wrap? Or maybe a bucket of our Wing Chun Wings?”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












