F Caw F Funny Retro Chicken Shirts
The sun blazed, perfect beach weather! I proudly sported my “Caw F Caw F Funny Retro Chicken Shirts,” a vintage find guaranteed to elicit chuckles. I dove for a rogue frisbee, landing with an ungainly flop right in front of a giggling group. Mission accomplished, I thought, dusting myself off. Except, the dust wasn’t dust. It was sand.
And not just a polite dusting. My “Caw F Caw F Funny Retro Chicken Shirts” were now liberally coated in gritty granules, clinging stubbornly to the cotton. The retro chicken, already looking slightly bewildered, now appeared to be buried alive in a miniature desert. The giggling intensified. I tried shaking it off, but only succeeded in creating a personal sandstorm. I guess this is what you get for wearing poultry-themed apparel to a beach. Maybe I should have worn my “Seagull Shenanigans” shirt instead.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












