F Caw F Chicken Funny Shirts
My palms were sweating so badly I could have watered the restaurant’s wilting ficus. Across the table, Liam was gorgeous, and I was pretty sure I’d already forgotten my own name. I fiddled with the hem of my shirt, acutely aware of how ridiculous I probably looked.
That’s when Liam chuckled. “Is that…a chicken wearing sunglasses that says ‘F Caw F’?”
My face burned. “Oh god, this old thing? Yeah. It’s…a pun. I thought it was funny.” I mumbled, wanting the floor to swallow me whole.
He laughed again, a warm, genuine sound. “No, I think it’s hilarious! My friend has one that says ‘Cluck Norris.'”
Suddenly, the tension eased. We spent the next five minutes swapping chicken-related puns. Maybe this wouldn’t be a total disaster after all. Maybe, just maybe, my questionable fashion sense had saved the day.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












