Explosm Trash Magick Shirts
The sun was blazing, waves were crashing, and I was living my best beach bum life in my “Explosm Trash Magick” shirt. You know, the one with the wizard summoning a sentient pile of garbage? Perfect for a day of irreverent fun. That is, until a rogue wave decided my shirt was prime real estate.
Suddenly, I was soaked and covered in sand. Not just any sand, mind you, but super-clingy, damp sand that seemed intent on bonding with my wizard’s trash minions. Now, the shirt wasn’t just funny, it was a textural experience. Each grain highlighted the cartoonish horror of the garbage monster. I looked like I’d been attacked by a particularly enthusiastic sandcastle. All I could do was laugh, brush myself off (futilely), and accept my fate as a walking, talking, sand-encrusted testament to the power of “Trash Magick.” Maybe it was actually working?
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












