Empire Skate No Skateboards Shirts
My palms were sweating so badly I could have watered a small garden. Across the table, Liam was effortlessly cool, sipping his iced tea like he wasn’t about to explode from the awkwardness. I fiddled with the hem of my “Empire Skate No Skateboards Shirts” – a ridiculous, ironic tee I’d impulse-bought.
“So,” Liam began, his eyes flicking to my shirt. “Empire Skate, huh? Big fan?”
My brain short-circuited. “Oh, uh, no! Actually, I can barely stand up on a skateboard. I just… liked the shirt.”
He chuckled, a warm, genuine sound that eased my nerves. “No way! I actually used to skate. Terribly, but still. Empire Skate was *the* place to get gear.”
Suddenly, the ice was shattered. We launched into a hilarious conversation about embarrassing skate fails and the questionable fashion choices of our youth. Maybe this date wouldn’t be a total disaster after all. Maybe, just maybe, this silly shirt was my lucky charm.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












