Dumpster Demon Raccoon Monster Classic Shirts
The sun was blazing, the waves were crashing, and I was finally living my best beach life in my favorite “Dumpster Demon Raccoon Monster Classic Shirts.” I’d just finished building the most magnificent sandcastle this side of the Mississippi when disaster struck. A rogue wave, fueled by the giggles of mischievous sea sprites, surged towards me.
I managed to scramble back, but not before a tidal wave of sand plastered itself all over my glorious shirt. Now, instead of showcasing my impeccable taste in niche monster apparel, I was sporting a crusty, sandy raccoon-monster blend. Every move sent little sand tornadoes swirling around me. I looked less like a cool beach bum and more like a walking, talking, sand-encrusted cryptid. Guess I was leaning into the “monster” part of the shirt a little too hard.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












