Dont Tread On Chicago Ornaments Shirts
I was wrestling a grocery bag out of my trunk when I heard, “Hey, cool shirt!” I looked up to see a woman, maybe late twenties, eyeing my “Don’t Tread On Chicago Ornaments” tee.
“Thanks!” I grinned, suddenly feeling less stressed about the overflowing bag. “I love them. Found them at a street fair downtown.”
“No way! I missed that fair. I’m a Chicago history nerd, and those are perfect,” she exclaimed. “I’m Sarah, by the way.”
“I’m Mark. And clearly, we have impeccable taste,” I chuckled. We spent the next few minutes bonding over our shared love for the city’s quirks and history. Exchanging numbers, Sarah said, “We should totally hit up the Chicago History Museum sometime!”
It just goes to show, a little bit of Chicago pride can go a long way. And a slightly ridiculous ornament-themed shirt can even lead to a new friend.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












