Dont Run On Dumper Raleigh Mariners Shirts
The pizza guy, a nervous kid with a mop of brown hair, stood on my porch, holding a pepperoni pizza. “Johnson?” he asked, voice cracking.
“Nope, Miller,” I replied.
He paled. “Oh man, Mrs. Johnson is gonna kill me. She’s got, like, ten kids waiting.”
Suddenly, the door across the street swung open. A woman, face flushed, yelled, “Pizza’s here! Johnson party time!”
The kid looked like he was about to cry. Then, he glanced down at my shirt. It was a “Don’t Run On Dumper Raleigh Mariners” shirt, a bizarre inside joke only true baseball fans would get.
Mrs. Johnson’s eyes widened. “Wait… Mariners fan?” she asked, her voice softening.
“Guilty,” I chuckled.
“Okay, okay,” she sighed, rubbing her temples. “Keep the pizza. Johnson’s prefer pineapple anyway. Go Mariners!”
The pizza kid, speechless, practically sprinted back to his car. I just stood there, a pepperoni pizza in hand, saved by a ridiculous baseball shirt.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












