Dont Obey Frog Portland Frog Protest Shirts
The elevator lurched to a halt, plunging us into awkward silence. A businessman in a crisp suit cleared his throat. I shifted, suddenly aware of my “Don’t Obey Frog Portland Frog Protest Shirts” t-shirt.
“Interesting shirt,” the businessman commented, a slight smirk playing on his lips. A woman in yoga pants piped up, “Yeah, what’s that about?” I launched into a nervous explanation about Portland’s peculiar frog culture and the protest against… well, I wasn’t entirely sure.
Soon, everyone was chiming in. “Frogs? In Portland?” “Is this some kind of political statement?” A teenager pulled out his phone, Googling “Portland Frog Protest.” The air buzzed with frog-related inquiries, completely eclipsing the elevator malfunction. My t-shirt, it seemed, had become the unexpected icebreaker in our metallic prison. At least we weren’t just staring at the floor.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












