Dog At Least The Dog Thinks Im Cool Shirts
**(Bright, playful music is playing from the truck’s speakers. The truck, named “Barking Mad Bites,” is plastered with cartoon hot dogs wearing sunglasses.)**
**Sign above the ordering window:**
**”DOG AT LEAST THE DOG THINKS I’M COOL” SHIRT = FREE MEAL!**
**(A friendly employee with a dog-themed apron leans out the window.)**
“Hey there, dog lovers! Feeling hungry and looking cool? Rocking our ‘Dog At Least The Dog Thinks I’m Cool’ shirt? Then you’re in for a treat! Flash that awesome shirt at the window and get ANY item on the menu, absolutely FREE! That’s right, a free gourmet dog, loaded fries, even our famous Pup-Peroni Pizza Rolls – all yours! We appreciate you showing off your dog-loving swagger. Now, what’ll it be? Don’t forget to tell your friends, the more dog-loving fashionistas, the merrier!”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












