Dim Mak By Any Means Necessary Shirts
The fluorescent lights of the library hummed, a monotonous counterpoint to the frantic scribbling in my notebook. I was supposed to be absorbing the finer points of cellular respiration, but my focus kept drifting. Specifically, my focus kept drifting down to the faded graphic on my “Dim Mak By Any Means Necessary” t-shirt.
It was a relic from college, a memento from that time we tried to learn pressure points from a questionable YouTube tutorial. I remembered Mark, face red, insisting he’d mastered the “sleepy dragon” only to nearly knock himself out. Then there was Sarah, convinced she could disable anyone with a well-placed pinky strike. We were ridiculous, fuelled by caffeine and the misguided belief that we were becoming ninja masters. Now, staring at the shirt, I wondered if I even remembered which pressure point was supposed to induce crippling laughter. Probably not. Back to mitochondria. Maybe.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












