Derpy Tiger Will Not Miss T Shirt
The sun, a bleary-eyed orange, clawed its way over the horizon, painting the savannah in strokes of gold and burnt umber. A lone acacia tree stood sentinel, its silhouette stark against the brightening sky. But beneath it, something was…off.
Raja, a tiger whose stripes seemed perpetually askew, squinted. His left eye, always a little more focused on the clouds than prey, twitched. He was wearing a bright yellow t-shirt. It read, in bold, slightly crooked lettering, “Derpy Tiger Will Not Miss.” Raja, however, was notoriously bad at missing things. He tripped over a gnarled root, the shirt riding up to reveal his orange belly. A flock of startled birds erupted from the tree, scattering like confetti. Raja blinked, utterly unfazed. Today, he was determined to live up to his shirt. Even if “missing” meant face-planting in the dew-soaked grass.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












