Cute Thanksgiving Dachshund Pumpkin Pie Autumn Shirts
The spinning brushes whacked against my dusty Corolla as I leaned against the vending machine, contemplating a stale bag of chips. Boredom gnawed at me. Then, a gruff voice broke through the mechanical drone.
“Now that’s a shirt.”
I turned to see a burly biker, leather vest straining over his impressive biceps. He wasn’t looking at me, but at my “Cute Thanksgiving Dachshund Pumpkin Pie Autumn Shirts.” I self-consciously smoothed it down.
“Uh, thanks?”
He chuckled, a sound like gravel grinding. “My wife, Brenda, she’d love that. Got two dachshunds, Gertrude and Hans. They’re the bosses of the whole house.” He pointed to a skull-and-crossbones bandana peeking out from his pocket. “Brenda makes ’em wear these. Ruins my tough-guy image.” He winked. “Where’d you get it?”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












