Crawling Death Sword Classic Shirts
The pizza guy stood at my door, a bewildered look on his face. “Uh, I have an order for… Mr. Crawling Death?” He clearly expected a biker gang, not me in my sweatpants.
“That’s…me,” I stammered, mortified. I’d used my band’s name for the online order, forgetting the absurdity of it. Just then, my extremely conservative Aunt Mildred emerged from the living room.
Before she could process “Crawling Death,” the delivery guy’s eyes lit up. “Whoa! Cool shirt!” He pointed at the “Crawling Death Sword Classic” tee I was wearing. “Love the band! Saw you guys at The Rusty Nail last year!”
Aunt Mildred, relieved it was just a band, smiled. “Oh, music! How nice.” Crisis averted. I signed for the pizza, tipping generously. My ridiculous band name, and even more ridiculous band merch, had somehow saved the day.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












