Crawling Death Metal Blade Shirts
The thrift store air hung thick with mothballs and forgotten dreams. I was on a mission: Crawling Death Metal Blade shirts. Specifically. I knew it was a long shot. Rack after rack of faded floral and dadcore sweaters mocked my quest. Just as despair threatened to engulf me, a glint of black caught my eye.
Buried under a pile of Christmas-themed vests, they were there. Not one, but two. One in my size, the other slightly too big but radiating an aura of pure, unadulterated metal. Crawling Death Metal Blade, emblazoned across the chest. My heart hammered. It wasn’t just luck, it was destiny. The universe, in its infinite wisdom, had conspired to clothe me in the finest thrash attire. Today, I was a metal god.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












