Cow Rose Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have 5 Fincers The Middle Ones For You Shirts
The alarm blared, and I groaned. Today was the big interview at “Farm Fresh Foods,” and I was already a nervous wreck. In my pre-caffeine daze, I grabbed the first clean shirt I saw: my “Cow Rose Are Red” novelty tee. Panic set in. This was a disaster!
Too late to change. I splashed water on my face and raced to the interview. The waiting room was silent, filled with serious-looking candidates in crisp suits. I felt like a clown.
Then, Mr. Henderson, the hiring manager, emerged, a twinkle in his eye. “Love the shirt!” he chuckled, leading me into his office. Turns out, he owned a prize-winning dairy cow and appreciated a good pun. The interview was surprisingly relaxed, filled with cow jokes and shared laughter. Turns out my goofy shirt broke the ice and showed my personality. I walked out feeling confident. A few hours later, I got the job offer. Who knew my middle fingers… I mean, my shirt would bring me so much luck?
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












