Cookin Elly De La Cruz Garbage Pail Kids Cincinnati Reds Mlb Card Shirts
I placed my groceries on the conveyor belt, the cashier, a young woman with bright pink hair, scanned them with practiced ease. Then, she paused, her eyes fixed on my “Cookin’ Elly De La Cruz Garbage Pail Kids” t-shirt.
“Seriously? That’s… something,” she said, a smirk playing on her lips. “Elly’s great, but the Garbage Pail Kids? That’s a choice.”
“Hey, it’s a conversation starter!” I retorted, defensively. “Plus, it’s a limited edition. Kinda rare.”
“Rarely cool, maybe,” she chuckled, scanning a bag of chips. “I mean, he’s a star. Should be on something… nicer.”
“Nicer? This is art! It’s subversive! It’s… Elly with a side of nostalgic gross-out!” I exclaimed, only half-joking. She just shook her head, a playful glint in her eyes. “Alright, alright. To each their own. Just don’t wear that to a fancy restaurant.”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












