Controlling My Mouth Is The Easy Part Its The Subtitles On My Face Thats The Problem Shirts
The thrift store air hung thick with the scent of forgotten dreams and mothballs. Row after row of faded florals and questionable denim blurred before my eyes. I was on a mission, a slightly embarrassing one: finding a “Controlling My Mouth Is The Easy Part Its The Subtitles On My Face Thats The Problem” shirt.
I was about to give up, resigning myself to a life of silently judged facial expressions, when a flash of faded crimson caught my eye. Pushing aside a sequined vest (tempting, but not the priority), there it was. Nestled between a bowling shirt and a cat-themed sweater, my destiny awaited.
It was slightly too big, probably smelled faintly of lavender, and undeniably perfect. Holding it up, a grin spread across my face, a grin that screamed, “See? I told you so!” This wasn’t just a shirt; it was a declaration. The universe, in its infinite thrifting wisdom, had finally understood me.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
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T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












