Chicken Tonight We Fly Halloween Shirts
**(Parked in a dimly lit lot, flickering string lights barely illuminating the vibrant, hand-painted “Cluck & Crow” food truck. Spooky carnival music plays softly.)**
**ME (Grinning, wearing a feathered mask):** Welcome, welcome, trick-or-treaters! Tonight, we’re serving up the spookiest, tastiest chicken this side of the cemetery!
**(Gesturing to a sign with “Chicken Tonight We Fly Halloween Shirts” scrawled on it in dripping red paint.)**
**ME:** And tonight, for one night only, if you’re sporting our limited-edition “Chicken Tonight We Fly Halloween” shirt, you get a **FREE** “Crow’s Caw” combo! That’s our signature crispy chicken sandwich, haunted fries, and a bubbling cauldron of our secret-recipe gravy!
**(Waving a hand dramatically.)**
**ME:** Show us your shirt, and prepare for a frightfully delicious feast! Don’t be chicken, folks, the gravy’s to die for! Muahahaha! Next!
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












